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Snow White, Superman and Pinocchio are walking along.
They see a sign: "Contest for World's Most Beautiful Woman." Snow White goes in, later comes out smiling, wearing a crown.
They walk along and see another sign: "Contest for World's Strongest Man." Superman goes in, later comes out smiling, wearing the belt.
They walk along and see a sign: "Contest for World's Greatest Liar." Pinocchio goes in, later comes out with his head down crying.
"Who the hell is Mitt Romney?" Pinocchio sobs.
Rick Santorum addressed the Value Voters conference telling them, "We will never have the elite smart people on our side".
He probably didn't realize it but he just admitted he's not smart and he effectively called the Value Voters stupid.
This is a great Romney parody and it hits him where it hurts-his tax returns! The video has already skyrocketed to more than 2 million views. Watch it and find out why.
We've got to warn you, though: if you're offended by young men in bathing suits, dancing around a pool, you might want to skip this video.
Now that Todd Akin has opened his mouth and rudely said what most Republican think, the GOP finally knows the pain of carrying to term something you wanted to abort.
Tagg Romney (a child the Romneys share with the Palins) just tweeted a lovely sunset picture of Mitt and Ann boating with their dog Seamus in New Hampshire.
This is what we're up against:
"I just think of these things as truthful and my opinion," Stuart Resident Lisa Addeo said. "I understand that they upset other people, but this is a really important issue."
"We got too many Jim DeMints and Tom Coburns. It’s the southerners."
"The party’s being taken over by southerners. What the hell they got to do with Ohio?'"
-- Republican Senator George Voinovich, blaming Southerners for the fall of the GOP, Link
We agree - Southern Republicans should only get 3/5 of a vote...
Liberals don't understand how conservatives think.
Conservatives believe that big government is bad.
So conservatives run for office to prove that government doesn't work.
And they succeed in making their point by being a failure in office.
For Republicans, failure is the new success. The more they fail the more they succeed.
It's just like Sarah Palin proving she's not a quitter by quitting.
By not being a lame duck she's taking 4 years of failure and accomplishing it 19 months sooner.
She's showing that she ready to be President because can create the kind of failure in 5 years that took Bush 8 years to accomplish.
Those liberal intellectual elitists, they just don't get it.